I'm wrecked!

God - I've been here all day and nothing exciting has happened at all!

Neeyah! That's rubbish! I don't beleive that ship is haunted and it's not going to rise out of the water, so don't worry!

It's OK! You're safe! We're on an unsinkable ship!

Here I am with a listing wreck. (Sorry, I don't mean you darling).

I've heard of getting wrecked, but this is ridiculous.