Diving Paul, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman.

Cheese!!!!!!!!!!!

Not the sort of topless divers that Paul Unsworth was expecting.

Spot the lighthouse.

Inane grin, check. No hair, check. BSAC instructor.

Huh? This isn't what I was expecting when they said there would be topless divers on the boat!

If I ignore him maybe he'll put his shirt back on!

Gor blimey David, it's miserable enough with the dull weather, without you flashing your bits at me as well!

Posing for the Mr Universe contest.

The judge has given full marks for braving the cold.