Plumber's crack No.1

I'm a builder!

Dave has just come out of rehab for a serious crack problem.

Oh arse!

Conger eels inhabit the many natural crevices on the reef, approach with caution.

Full moon, half moon, total eclipse....

The coral would only spawn on a half moon.

Dave sets the new trend of showing bum cleavage that is now being followed by women all over the world.

What a bummer.

I only come here for the crack.