Gordon Brown appears to announce the 2007 budget!

The "pink-nosed, pink-lipped, runny-arsed puffer fish", caught at a flattering angle.

Knew that last pint was a bad plan.

"PTTHHHHHH......." (Raspberry sound)

Nice to see you, to see you nice.

'ere, what you looking at?

Drat, caught by the speed camera, I was only doing 60 fins/minute.

I'm not doing my Mick Jagger impression for Comic Relief.

Ith noth funny doh. We fith get colds too!

I'm doing my bit for Red Nose day.

Do I look funny in this?

I'm going to a fancy dress party, dressed as a clown.

I'm a bit short-sighted and I keep swimming into fire coral!

Shhhh! Don't tell the photographers that I'm wearing a false nose and lip.